The Salad-diet

He didn't know how to explain it, but at that moment he just knew the salad-diet was not going to work

The Monologue

After one drink Paul could only monologue...

The sound of his own voice was music to his ears

Rakhi Sawant's Swayamvar (NDTV)

Rakhi's Swayamvar

Rakhi wondered which one of these swayamvar-punks had the cash

Rakhi wondered whether her special swayamvar earrings were perhaps a little too big?

Though Rakhi found the swayamvar punk's joke very funny, she gripped her sari and tried not to laugh in case her botox cracked...




It took every swayamvar-princess muscle in her body to refuse the barcardi

After the shoot they found the missing hair'n'makeup assistant in Rakhi's bun

The Lecture

The Lecture

The professor felt that his lecture was going very well...

She tried to concentrate on the lecture but her duppata was distracting her

Feet

The CEO had a bad habit of airing his feet along with his views...

The office juniors knew there could be worse ways of getting through the recession than massaging the CEO's feet